One word: Mustache.

Bryce laughs in the face of gravity.

Bryce doesn't even have to use his feet when rock climbing.  Sometimes he does just so the rocks don't feel bad.

Who doesn't love a man in uniform?

Bryce is never wrong.

The horse was going the wrong direction.

Using only a black king, Bryce defeated the world champion grand-master in chess.

The World's Greatest

"My toughest fight was with Bryce Fairbourn."

-Muhammad Ali

Bryce taught Kevin McCallister everything he knows.

Boy Band

*NSync begged him to be part of their group, but he said Bye, Bye, Bye.

Backstreet Boys came a'calling, saying without him they were Incomplete, but he showed them the meaning of being lonely. 

98 Degrees was not hot enough.

Close call.

One time Bryce was pulled over for speeding.

He let the officer off with a warning.

Bryce's personality is so magnetic, he can't carry credit cards.

How does he pay for things, you ask?

Straight cash, homey.

George's Take on Things

"This blog is the most American thing I've ever seen."

--George Washington

10 and 2

Bryce always drives with his hands at 10 and 2.

He's responsible like that.

392

As of this morning, Bryce has saved 392 children from burning buildings.

And 187 puppies.

Walk Like An Egyptian

Bryce appreciates other cultures.

Nessie

The Loch Ness Monster thinks Bryce is a myth.

He's just too good to be true.

Style

He looks good in green vests.

Hot dang.

Bryce is 99 of Jay Z's problems.

A Gentleman and a Scholar

Bryce was accepted to Hogwarts...

...at age three.

Acrostic

                                                                   Bold

                                                                   Resourceful
                                                                   Youthful
                                                                   Caring
                                                                   Effervescent

                                                                   Friendly
                                                                   Adventurous
                                                                   Intelligent
                                                                   Rugged
                                                                   Brave
                                                                   Obedient
                                                                   Understanding
                                                                   Romantic
                                                                   Nimble

Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner

Bryce won the 2013 World Series of Poker...

...using UNO cards.

Justin Bieber has Fairbourn Fever.

Can you blame him?

Bryce Fairbourn is a Man Among Men.

I mean, do you see this beard?  

Now, that's a real man.

Let's Get It Started

     While all are welcome in the Bryce Fairbourn Fan Club, it is a privilege to be his Biggest Fan(s). A privilege we hold near and dear to our hearts.   In honor of Bryce Fairbourn Appreciation Week, I offer this blog as but a small token of appreciation to Bryce for gracing the world with his presence. 
And so, I present to you,
            the man, 
                         the myth,
                                       the legend...

Bryce Fairbourn.